A Typical Day In The
Life Of A Typical Med Student
Dat Le Med Student
*Two eager MS1s, Main Character(MC)
and his Buddy, Deepak, are walking side by side and talking to each
MC: Man, MS1 year is way too
hard. If I knew what I was getting into, I wouldn’t have came
Deepak: Yeah…. I just wish we
knew what to do
MC: I know right. If only there was a guide on how to ask out med
school girls. Everybody is either married, engaged, or have
absolutely no interest in me.
Deepak: Yeah…what if…..what if
we’re just not their type?
MC: I can’t believe you’re saying this. What’s our motto?
Deepak: I know I know…
MC: What’s our motto?[
*Together*: No does not mean no, No means “Ask me again later”
MC: That’s right, now let’s go
to this class party, maybe this is our night!
*They arrive at the class party*
MS1 #1: Hey guys!! Everybody ready for the STUDY PARTY!?!? I brought
my anatomy book!
MS1 #2: I spend 8 hours a day in the library!!
MS1 #3 (Tommy): I ask way too many questions during class!!
MC: Alright, study party!! *high
fives all around*
*MC and Deepak joins the
Student 1: *Checks cell phone* OMG guys, test scores are out!!
Everybody pulls out their phones simultaneously
Student 2: Oh no….omg….
Student 1: What happened?? Did
Student 2: I made an 87….I Asian Failed….
Tommy: Oh no …..
Student 1: Oh….did you Asian
Student 1: Oh…
MC: Guys, med school’s pretty awesome and everything, but did you
ever think there’s more to med school than just Asian Passing?
Students: Like what?
*Song about a whole new world
with girls to the tune of A Whole New World*
Tommy: My god, you’ve opened my
eyes to a whole new world
*Three cute girls arrive at the
Girl 1: Excuse me, I’m a single Christian Indian girl. I’m trying to
find a study group and I’m new here so I don’t know which guys are
too sketchy to study with.
Deepak: Wow, she’s….perfect
Girl 1: And this is my friend.
She’s not married
MC: Wow…..she’s perfect
*Guys huddle around excitedly,
whispering about who should be first to talk to the girls. They
finally decide on MC after a game of rock paper scissors
Tommy: Alright, these girls are
hot, don’t mess this up. Whatever you do, don’t be awkward
MC: Alright, I got this
*As MC talks to himself, his
thoughts are heard overhead*
*MC: Don’t be awkward, don’t
MC: Oh heyyyyy ladies, you uhh…. Come here
MC: *Nooooo, that was soooo awkward!!*
*Girls huddle around, and after
a game of rock paper scissors, the loser dejectedly talks to MC*
Girl 2: Oh hey…no, we uhh, only
come here to study…by ourselves
*Girl 2: God, maybe they’ll
get the hint that we want to be alone*
Deepak: Hmm maybe they don’t
get the hint that we want to hang out*
Deepak: So…..are you guys doing
Girl 3: Oh yeah we’re actually pretty busy
*Other girls make sounds of
Girl 1: Yeah, we’d hang out if we didn’t have so many things to do
*Girl 1: We don’t want to
*Guys whispering among
themselves: They do want to hang out!*
Tommy: Oh okay, so what are the
chances you’re free later? Like, one in ten?
Girl 1: Uhh probably more like
one in ten million
*MC: So there’s a chance!!
They like us!*
*Girl: Ugh, they like us*
*Guys and girls break into
song based on Summer Love from Grease, guys sing about how the girls
like them, girls sing about how the guys are creepers*
*The guys high-five, but turn
around to see the girls have all left*
MC: Wait, what happened to all
Tommy: I think they all left…
Deepak: What if….what if we’re not as smooth as we think we are…?
MC: Oh man…I think you’re
right.*looks to the heavens*
MC: I know I don’t talk to you very often, but…. I really need you
right now. I’m going through a major life crisis. Please…
*Disembodied voice*: Rise my son
Dr. Wagner: No, it’s Dr. Wagner. Seems to me like you guys could use
some love advice
Tommy: But Dr. Wagner, aren’t
you a pediatrician?
Deepak: To be fair, he is married, so he’s had at least one
*Sounds of agreement from the
Dr. Wagner: In order to win a
girl’s heart, you have to create the illusion that you are listening
to what they’re saying
Dr. Wagner: Here’s what you do:
Tommy, whatever she says, just ask questions. Deepak, whatever the
girl says, just repeat it in a different way. And Dat, whatever you
usually say, just say the exact opposite
MC: Gee, thanks Dr. Wagner!
Deepak: You’re the best!!
Dr. Wagner: you’re welcome kids, oh and btw…
*Takes off his sweater vest,
showing that he’s wearing another sweater vest underneath, and gives
it to the guys*
Dr. Wagner: This has served me well over the years, maybe it’ll be
of use to you
*Sounds of thanks from the guys,
and they walk off to the girls once more*
Tommy: Oh hey guys, how was your
Girl 1: It’s been so tiring, we’re having a lot of trouble
Deepak: Yeah Renal is hard to
memorize, you guys must be really tired
*Girls show budding interest*
*MC thinking aloud to himself:
We should totally study together*
MC: Uhh….We should probably not study together….or else we’d just
distract you guys
Girl 2: Wow, thanks! You’re so understanding.
Girl 3: You guys are actually kinda nice, what’s your name? *To
Tommy: Uhh……no…what’s your
Girl 3: Oh haha, no I’m serious, what’s your name?
Tommy: uhhh….What’s in a name anyway, that which we call a Rose by
any other name would smell as sweet right??
Girl 2: Wow, that’s so romantic, I love romantic guys, don’t you?
Deepak: Uh…..I like romantic guys too, like Shakespeare, and
Beethoven, and Mozart.
Girl 1: And you’re so well-read. So are you guys free later?
*MC: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!*
MC: Uhhh, no, we have uh….things
to do, like studying
Deepak and Tommy (together):
Girls: Okay, I know this great
club!! Have fun studying Dat!!
Dat Le (son of Mộng
student from Dallas,TX"